Smaller than average-size human; larger than average-size bug
Will not bite, unless provoked
Attracted to bright and shiny things
Not a Spotted Lantern Fly; do not crush
I'm Kristina, a freelance graphic designer/illustrator in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. I know how to use computers and I also like to paint things. If you'd like, I'll paint your walls, your shoes, or even your mom. If she protests, tell her that I have a BFA in Illustration from Pratt Institute and two decades of working experience. Speaking of moms, I've recently become one and have written not one, but two children's books about how tired I am. If you'd like to get in touch, fill out the handy little form below, email or call (815-572-1196). Just please call before 8pm, when I'll hopefully be asleep.